Coffee Retro Tee — "But First, Coffee... Then F**k Off" Vintage Pin-Up T-Shirt
Army / S
$20.02
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This lightweight jersey tee carries a bold, vintage-meets-sass attitude. A retro 1950s housewife illustration cradles a steaming cup while the cheeky line — “But First, Coffee... then F**k Off” — announces a no-nonsense morning mood. The soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and layers easily under jackets or overalls. Tailored with side seams, a ribbed crew collar, and shoulder tape for structure, the shirt keeps its shape through repeat wear. The tear-away label and REACH compliance add comfort and responsible sourcing to the statement. Wear it for slow coffee mornings that still come with an edge, for casual hangouts, or when you want to declare your boundaries before you’ve had caffeine.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structure
- Prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG methods for vivid, detailed artwork
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas compliance)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Coffee Retro Tee — "But First, Coffee... Then F**k Off" Vintage Pin-Up T-Shirt
$20.02
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structure
- Prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG methods for vivid, detailed artwork
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas compliance)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
